you fail at an epic level

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channonyarrow Apr 09, 2010 18:55

I have comprehended a new thing.

I get really uncomfortable the very rare times that someone says, essentially, "Are you married?" as the follow up to finding out my name and clearly as the preface to asking me out. For a while, I figured that it was because my skeeve radar goes off - I am not the sort of person you just ask out, ask anyone who's ( Read more... )

inbred cretinous gnomes, five types of crap, laughing in your face, bring it, you make me socially maladjust, do not want, laws of cass, i have become the vb monkey, completely mystified by humanity, you fail at an epic level, vince doesn't live here bitch

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channonyarrow Aug 09, 2009 11:33

New concept: internet feminism ( Read more... )

problem solving with a flamethrower, if i ran the world part one bajillion, inbred cretinous gnomes, bring it, do not want, and now: a rant, thinking for real people, completely mystified by humanity, you fail at an epic level, nuking your cities

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channonyarrow Jul 22, 2009 23:48

In a moment of supreme hilarity, it turns out Firefox shat itself all the way back to a version that ... well, I'm not sure it was ever on my computer. I'm not certain, and I don't care enough to go look, but where the hell does Firefox 3.3 get off thinking that it's 3.0.1.2 or 3.1.2 or whatever it believed it was ( Read more... )

hello computer!, obsimpson, problem solving with a flamethrower, you fail at an epic level, you want fries with that?

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channonyarrow Apr 05, 2009 20:58

Dear Yahoo ( Read more... )

i am going to kill you, inbred cretinous gnomes, luddite, you fail at an epic level

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channonyarrow Mar 31, 2009 22:07

Dear Livejournal,

April Fool's Day is tomorrow, April first. It is not March 31st at 7:07 pm.

EPIC FAIL FUCKHEADS.

No love,
Me

lj monkeyshines, inbred cretinous gnomes, you fail at an epic level